What would you be?

 *idea taken from Alaska*

If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 1:52am.
If I were a season, I'd be autumn.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto (I know it's not planet anymore).
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a turtle.
If I were a direction, I’d be North.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bedside table.
If I were a liquid, I’d be dewdrop.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be a maple tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be I wouldn't be any tool, I'm too unpractical to be a tool.
If I were a flower, I’d be a field poppy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a short summer rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be deep blue. Like cloudless skies at night.
If I were an emotion, I’d be full of expectations. Is it emotion?
If I were a fruit, I’d be a blueberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be a sound of a wind chimes in a breeze.
If I were an element, I’d be air.
If I were a car, I’d be the yellow van from Little Miss Sunshine.
If I were a food, I’d be a chocolate chip cookie.
If I were a place, I’d be a small street in a big city at night with many street lights and little restaurants and music clubs and a park nearby.
If I were a material, I’d be wood.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like honey cake.
If I were a scent, I’d be the way air smells after rain.
If I were an object, I’d be a locket or an LP.
If I were a body part, I’d be eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Her Name is Alice (Shinedown).
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of ballerinas with floral pattern.